Welding jokes, gifts, puns, and memes
Everybody needs a chuckle now and then. Here’s a bit of welding humor to help with that.
T-Shirts | Images/memes | Jokes (only a few) | Stickers
Welding Humor – T-shirts
Dust off your smoldering clothes and wear your profession with pride and humor – let folks know you weld.
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Welding – it’s like sewing with fire
Education is important but Welding is importanter
Welder Hourly Rates
When the helmet drops, the bullshit stops
I welded, it helded
Welder – every day using the hands of a surgeon and the genius of an artist. I fuse metal together with electricity and fire to build the world. What do you do?
I am a helmet wearing, heat bearing, sparks enduring, metal fusing, gas-flowing, torch-blowing, hammer-pounding, blue flame-breathing, safety first-minded welder
Will weld for tacos
Welding Humor – Images and Memes
Welding Jokes and Puns
One evening, after their honeymoon, he was welding some stuff in the garage, just for fun. His new wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally spoke…………….. “Honey, I’ve just been thinking, now that we are married, maybe it’s time you quit spending all your time out here in the shop. You probably should just consider selling all your welders along with your gun collection and that stupid vintage Harley.”
John got a horrified look on his face.
She said”Darling, what’s wrong?”
He replied, “There, for a minute, you were starting to sound like my ex-wife.”
“Ex-wife!” she screamed, “YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!”
John replied: “I wasn’t.”
Welding Humor – Stickers
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We hope you enjoy our welding humor page and find something worth sticking on your helmet, your truck, or wherever.
