Welding humor

Welding jokes, gifts, puns, and memes

Everybody needs a chuckle now and then.  Here’s a bit of welding humor to help with that.

T-Shirts  |  Images/memes  |  Jokes (only a few)  |  Stickers

Welding Humor – T-shirts

Dust off your smoldering clothes and wear your profession with pride and humor – let folks know you weld.

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Welding Humor - it's like sewing with fire
Welding – it’s like sewing with fire

Welding humor - education is important
Education is important but Welding is importanter

Welding T-Shirt - Hour Rates - FunnyWelder Hourly Rates

Welding T-Shirt - Helmet Drops Bullshit StopsWhen the helmet drops, the bullshit stops

Welding humor - I welded, it heldedI welded, it helded

Welder T-Shirt - What I doWelder – every day using the hands of a surgeon and the genius of an artist. I fuse metal together with electricity and fire to build the world.  What do you do?

Welding T-Shirt - I am a welder
I am a helmet wearing, heat bearing, sparks enduring, metal fusing, gas-flowing, torch-blowing, hammer-pounding, blue flame-breathing, safety first-minded welder

Welding humor - will weld for tacosWill weld for tacos

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Welding Humor – Images and Memes

welding toilet paper holder - funny welding pic unsafe welder - welding humor two welding jobs - good bad welds - funny two types of welders - humor for welders MESSING WITH MY WELDING TEACHER - welding funny image College or welding - welding wisdom cardboard welding helmet - funny ingenuity being a welder is easy


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Welding Jokes and Puns

A welder sees an ad for help and a metals shop. $18-$25 per hour. He goes in and asks about the job. They give him some metal to weld and tells him to bring it back when he’s done. The welder brings back two welds. The first one is beautiful. Pristine beads, straight as an arrow. The shop owner complements him on such fine work. The second weld is sloppy and unappealing. The shop owner asks “what’s up with the difference in welds?” The welder says, “the first one is $25 an hour and the second one is $18”.

One evening, after their honeymoon, he was welding some stuff in the garage, just for fun. His new wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally spoke…………….. “Honey, I’ve just been thinking, now that we are married, maybe it’s time you quit spending all your time out here in the shop. You probably should just consider selling all your welders along with your gun collection and that stupid vintage Harley.”

John got a horrified look on his face.

She said”Darling, what’s wrong?”

He replied, “There, for a minute, you were starting to sound like my ex-wife.”


John replied: “I wasn’t.”

How are welders like prostitutes?  You usually find them in awkward positions screaming for more rod & more money
Doctors bury their mistakes, welders have to fix theirs
Education is important but welding is importanter

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Welding Humor – Stickers

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Warning, I did the weld all by myself. Welding humor Keep away from my tools - welding humor Welder bumper sticker - funny
welder when the hood drops funny sticker multiple humorous stickers for welding helmets or hardhats Happy welding - smily face sticker
F-it reflective stickers for welding helmet or hardhat 9 pack of funny welding stickers welding skills sticker - humorous
don't touch my welder sticker sticker - welder and American flag Sticker - Welder and American flag


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We hope you enjoy our welding humor page and find something worth sticking on your helmet, your truck, or wherever.